Quote of the day

" Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly in us, but our emptiness. The hardest thing to hide is something that is not there. "

Funnies II

Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the RailwayCompany.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.

1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in thefield"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

Funnies

I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
I've changed my mind.

I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
I never believed in Hell until I met you.

As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
That you're not here to ruin it for me .

Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
Almost lifelike!

When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
I'd miss you terribly and think of you often .

Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder.....
What the hell was I thinking

I'm so miserable without you...
It's almost like you're still here.

Thank you for being part of my life.....
I never knew what evil was until I met you!

How can I say this....
Your cooking kills me

I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened...
Especially since you survived.

Congrats on getting married...
It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.

Someday I hope to marry...
Someone other than you.

We have been friends for a very long time...
What do you say we stop?

RSL

Are you a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime?

People come into our lives for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When we figure out which one it is, we will know what to do for each person.

REASON:

When someone is in our life for a REASON. . .
It is usually to meet a need we have expressed. They have come to assist us through a difficulty, to provide us with guidance and support, to aid us physically, emotionally, or spiritually.
They may seem like a godsend, and they are! They are there for the reason we need them to be.

Then, without any wrong doing on our part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end.

Sometimes they die.
Sometimes they walk away.
Sometimes they act up and force us to take a stand.

What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. And now it is time to move on.

SEASON:

When people come into our life for a SEASON it is because our turn has come to share, grow, or learn. They bring us an experience of peace or make us laugh. They may teach us something we have never done. They usually give us an unbelievable amount of joy.
But, only for a season.

LIFETIME:

LIFETIME relationships teach us lifetime lessons; things we must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation.

Our job is to accept the lesson, love the person, and put what we have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of our life.

It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.

As someone said...
Work like you don't need the money.
Dance like no one is watching.
And love like you've never been hurt.

a drop from sridhar's pen